THE TEABAGGER

THE TEABAGGER

The Teabagger gets up at 6:00am to prepare his morning pot of tea. He fills
his pot full of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for
minimum water quality standards.

He takes his daily psychotropic medication with his first swallow of tea.
His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure
their safety and work as advertised.

All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employer's (FOX News)
medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for
paid medical insurance reform, now The Teabagger gets it too.

He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs this day. The Teabagger's
bacon is safe to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the
meat packing industry.

The Teabagger takes his morning shower reaching for his shampoo; His bottle
is properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents,
because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on
his body and how much it contained.

The Teabagger dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he
breathes is clean because some tree-hugging liberal fought for laws to stop
industries from polluting our air.

The Teabagger begins his work day; he has a good job with excellent pay,
medical benefits, sick days, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because
some liberal union members fought and died for these working standards.
The Teabagger's employer accepts these standards, because The Teabagger's
employer doesn't want his employees to call the union.

If The Teabagger is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a
worker compensation or unemployment check, because some liberal didn't
think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.

It's noon time.

The Teabagger needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills.
The Teabagger's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC or FDIC because
some liberal wanted to protect The Teabagger's money from unscrupulous
bankers who ruined the banking system before the depression.

The Teabagger has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten Mortgage and his
below market federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided
that The Teabagger and the government would be better off if he was
educated and earned more money over his lifetime.

The Teabagger is home from work. He plans to visit his father this
evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the
drive to dad's; his car is among the safest in the world because some
liberal fought for car safety standards.

He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live
in the house financed by Farmers Home Administration, because bankers
didn't want to make rural loans.

The house didn't have electricity until some big government liberal
stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification.
(Those rural Republicans would still be sitting in the dark)

He is happy to see his dad who is now retired. His dad lives on Social
Security and his union pension, because some liberal made sure he could
take care of himself so The Teabagger wouldn't have to.

After his visit with dad he gets back in his car for the ride home.

He turns on a radio talk show, the host keeps saying that liberals are
bad and conservatives are good. (He doesn't tell The Teabagger that
his beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit
The Teabagger enjoys throughout his day)

The Teabagger agrees, “We don't need those big government liberals
ruining our lives.”